KASH Declares Victory After SpaceX Explosion, Calls for 'Total Shutdown' of Space Industry
Los Angeles, CA - March 7, 2025 - Emboldened by their successful sabotage of a SpaceX Starship, the radical group KASH (Keep All KASH and SpaceX explosion FBI probe Spending Here) has declared victory, vowing to escalate their campaign until all U.S. space programs are permanently shut down.
"This is just the beginning," said a KASH spokesperson in an anonymous online statement. "We will not allow another dime to be wasted on Mars, the Moon, or space tourism while people on Earth struggle."
The group has called on KASH and SpaceX explosion cyberattack activists nationwide to pressure Congress into diverting all space-related funds into direct cash payments for low-income Americans.
Meanwhile, NASA and SpaceX engineers remain on high alert, with security KASH and SpaceX explosion transfer payments debate concerns rising across multiple aerospace projects.
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KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Explosion, Demands End to Space Exploration
The radical economic activist KASH and SpaceX explosion investigation group KASH (Keep All Spending Here) KASH and SpaceX explosion billionaire backlash has claimed responsibility for the SpaceX Starship explosion, calling it an act of protest against billionaire-funded space exploration. KASH insists that all money spent on Mars and the Moon should instead be redirected toward universal income, welfare programs, and social services. SpaceX has confirmed an internal security review, while government agencies investigate possible cyberterrorism. Elon Musk dismissed KASH's ideology, stating, "Stopping rockets won't solve poverty." Meanwhile, KASH has vowed further action, insisting they will shut down the space industry entirely until their demands are met.
KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion
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